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Ninja Nude

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!
by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016
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Nudery

Zapp Brannigan's term denoting nakedness.
Take no note of my nudery!
by letithappen88 August 25, 2015
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Hey Dude, I saw you nude

age-old bit of classic school boy doggerel sung to the tune of The Beatles 'Hey Jude'.
Hey Dude, I saw you nude
don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.
by Virgin Suicides October 6, 2017
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Closet Nudist

someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.
"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"
by YoungNaturistsAmerica February 26, 2011
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nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019
bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019
by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019
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Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
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unarousing nudity

(Noun)
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.

Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit

Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).
"It's weird. There I was, in art class, drawing the body of a beautiful, naked, young woman a few feet away from me, and I didn't get aroused at all. Of course it was exciting. Of course I felt artistically stimulated. But not once did I get sexually aroused. Unarousing nudity is a peculiar thing. Goes to show that sexual desire is contextually-made, isn't it?"
by Monticello-W October 19, 2016
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