Buddy Wayne Name

As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).

See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.

Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"

Other person: "Salman Rowe."

Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."

by Buddy Wayne February 11, 2019

whats her name

"Whats her name?" or just "Name?" for short. Is the question asked under every porn video on the internet. The question we ask ourselves is this " is this guys fap so good he cant read the title"?. In society knowing a girls name is only important to her, A man doesn't need this information to survive. But in porn-life her name is truly everything and without it, a fap will end in disappointment if it ever ends at all.

Damn That Ass Is Ripe......NAME?

WHATS HER NAME?

by Googlefaps.com October 4, 2018

Nameera

This is the type of person you want to keep in your life, she is special and she will be with you forever no matter what happens.her amazing personality shall leave you amazed and make you fall in love.she’s everything you would ever want and is know for her prettiest eyes that make you feel warm and safe and her gleaming brown (or any other colour)hair.She is the best person you could even know and love;she compliments others but doesn’t compliment herself even though she is amazing, cute and perfect the way she is! You’ll find yourself in love with her first glance and the boys will fight for her love.she’s pretty shy but it doesn’t mean she won’t pick a fight or be outgoing around her friends, if you manage to get her love don’t break her Heart as you are the luckiest guy ever as all the boys topple over for her and should treat her like the queen she is! Her voice will leave you stumbled and shocked as it makes you shiver on how calm and cute it is.
Nobody is as perfect as nameera.

Boy:“You see that, she is so amazing” other boy:”she is you should get yourself a nameera for life!”

by anonymous June 24, 2021

bogan name

In Australia bogan names are Americanised firstnames, they tend to either be derived from surnames (in the American cultural tradition they usually occur as the preservation of the mother's family name. This was originally an English convention and was therefore exported to the colonies), or they are made up amalgams of other names or complete inventions in their own right. As American globo-culture has spread, these names have begun to manifest in the English speaking world. To make these names unique, they are also spelt in numerous bizarre ways. A good example of a bogan name is Dylan. Originally an Irish surname, it is variously spelt; Dylan, Dylen, Dillon, Dillan, Dillen. Often, these names are borrowed from celebrities, so we have flocks of Brittanys and herds of Tysons.

Bogan names are gaining such prominence in Australia now, that soon the concept of bogan names, will be lost under a welter of tens of millions of suchlike.

It is a very clear result of America's cultural hegemony over the English speaking world, particularly.

1. Hello, Jayden, how are you?
It's Jaiden, not Jayden, dickwad!

2. Britny! Geez, what a bogan name!

by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009

No Namer

A person who has a low-social life and is unheard-of or unknown around a community.

Joe: "Yo Kyle, that kid Jason is such a No Namer dude, why do you even hang out with him"

Kyle: "Yeah thats true, I don't even know why I talk to him. Who even is that kid?

by DongDiggler May 29, 2018

My name is Yoshikage Kira

A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself

Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class

Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

by Kureiji diayamondo December 7, 2020

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

by NougatNewt March 28, 2022