Nutworking

Male on male networking with any combination of social, professional, or sexual motivations.

Dude: "Man, you were doing some mad Nutworking last night"

Nutworker: "Yeah, bro! They were business contacts!"

Dude: "Then why did you limp home this morning?"

Nutworker: "..."

by JJSeltzenheimer February 27, 2011

Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.

Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.

by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005

Urethral Social Networking

The Clap.

I have over 200 friends on my Urethral Social Networking page.

by Alexander Tarrant August 4, 2008

social networking whore

a person who regularly uses more than one social networking site(such as myspace, bebo, facebook, twitter, friendster, etc)

OR

Someone who spends more than an hour a day on a social networking site.

Usually a combination of both. Social networking whore's get off when they get comments or pokes and generally go through acute depression and anxiety when they sign in to find no updates at all.

That Lily Allen is always blogging on myspace and updating her twitter. She's like the original social networking whore.

Steph has facebook, bebo, myspace and twitter and goes online everyday. She's such a social networking whore.

by charjackson March 7, 2009

networking

the action of connecting two devices so they can communicate with each other.

I just hooked up two computers with a router and I'm sharing my printer. How do you like that! Cheap and easy networking.

by chuckthefuk January 21, 2006

antisocial networking

The Liberal media censoring web blogs so that only their
socialist agenda is presented. Democrats feeble attempt to brainwash the populous into their twisted way of thinking.

AOL is part of the current the present administrations antisocial networking.

by NCKnobster June 15, 2011

antisocial networking

A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.

Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?

Mike: I'm antisocial networking.

Janet: I'm impressed.

by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013