noard

verb-- when you crash hard enough to put your teeth through your lip.

i tripped and noarded across my kitchen counter

by woops!! May 23, 2009

Nonard

An incompetent human being, especially regarding video game related tasks.

HAHAh nonard you can't even speed run dis video game in 15 minutes!!11?/
You large dense overweight nonard!!/!/

by Nibot99 December 10, 2021

Notaroplasty

NOUN:
The clinical name for the process whereby a notary public applies his or her seal to a document.

Charlene, I can't talk; I've got to perform an emergency notaroplasty before the license bureau closes.

Charles held his seal with confidence as he prepared to give the title transfer a notaroplasty.

by James J. Mitchell October 23, 2006

Netardus

To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes

Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"

Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"

Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"

Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"

Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"

by QuasimodoLOVERorHATER?? April 28, 2011

notarized

Notarizing a woman is the act of mushroom stamping a woman on her face.

Did you hear John notarized Gertrude last night?

by SaltyTude January 21, 2018

Nutard

Kind of like a retard, only being more retarded and also being a noob.

Sophia called Carpet-Head a nutard.

by So November 18, 2003

notarizer

A very strong man, who is very wise and has the capability to notarize any situation under any circumstances. Typically a man who has a first name starting with the letter J and a BAC of at least .1.

I am The Notarizer! (In deep voice, while flexing)

by Tony2Beer March 9, 2019