Not so virgin Mary

A girl who either has the name of Mary and is a slut, or one who tries to act like a virgin but everyone knows is a slut.

I saw a not so virgin Mary at church today. She should not have been there.

by mayacorb May 5, 2009

not so deep love dounut

its a rubber ring you out around your penis when you want to do it up the butt cuz the pussy is gettin old and you want to try new things for male or female your choice and it is usually 3 inches wide and its there if your penis is too long and you dont want to poke those vital organs

Last night i had sex with a hooker and she told me to put on the not so deep love dounut cause my penis was to long to fit in her ass. It cost me $450 to do her. I hate this damn town. It's too expensive.

by your courtious rectum adviser March 26, 2003

Not-so-much

Spoken fast, in an exhaling voice. Used in response to when someone says something that they know you would not like to do and/or agree to.

Person 1: "Hey man wanna go get some tofu burgers?"

Person 2: "Mmmmm, not-so-much"

by Brok Lee May 1, 2005

Not So Happy Ending

When a female masseuse gives a post-massage blowjob, then proceeds to bite the man's penis off.

Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."

by TeamGhost February 8, 2015

not so bright a bulb

Someone who is very stupid or just ignorant, and can't comprehend the most basic things..

- 90% of the time this is all an act to piss off other people.

- Watch out for these people, they can be hard to spot sometimes, and at others, it's very easy.

Ex:

Joe: Oh yeah Avatar was a great movie!

*friend goes to see movie*

Billy: You son of a bitch! That was a chick flick designed to make women swoon. You're not so bright a bulb!

by KD42 March 14, 2011

Not So Big Apple

see North York a slang term for the northern part of toronto.

the not so big apple is cool yo.

by senssuck101 October 6, 2004

Not-so-relaxo

Someone whose heterosexuality is in question.

Hey guys, I think Shawn maybe not-so-relaxo. Have you seen how he stares at Toby's ass.

by magicwee14 July 25, 2009