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social networking

Generally a website (ex: facebook, myspace) where people can add "friends", (generally people they may see once a day and never communicate with in person, or close friends they actually do associate with) and communicate with them through multiple ways such as leaving comments on posted pictures or blogs, or perhaps sending them a message they can read when they sign into the site at a later time.
Guy 1: I just joined a social networking site! It pwns!

Guy 2: Yeah right, social networking is the gayest thing to happen to Earth since reality tv.
by rick bender August 15, 2008
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social networking binge

1) When a person occassionally feels like sharing/posting a TON of messages on a social networking website, usually in a short period if time.

2) A phenomenon that occurs to people who don't post on social networking cites too often, but when they do they post ALOT quickly.
12:15pm "Hello all, it's been a while since Ive been on here"
12:20pm "I hate my life"
12:24pm "Good news! I worked out today!"
12:25pm "Argh! Im bored, FML!"
12:27pm "The thorn in my side...needs to go away...it aches"
12:28pm "Ok, Im done posting now...my SOCIAL NETWORKING BINGE is officially over"
by Rockstar Myers August 12, 2010
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Nutworking

Male on male networking with any combination of social, professional, or sexual motivations.
Dude: "Man, you were doing some mad Nutworking last night"

Nutworker: "Yeah, bro! They were business contacts!"

Dude: "Then why did you limp home this morning?"

Nutworker: "..."
by JJSeltzenheimer February 27, 2011
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Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.
Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.
by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005
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social notworking

Don't bother me right now. I'm busy doing some social notworking.
by Gregus February 21, 2009
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Urethral Social Networking

I have over 200 friends on my Urethral Social Networking page.
by Alexander Tarrant August 4, 2008
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social networking whore

a person who regularly uses more than one social networking site(such as myspace, bebo, facebook, twitter, friendster, etc)

OR

Someone who spends more than an hour a day on a social networking site.

Usually a combination of both. Social networking whore's get off when they get comments or pokes and generally go through acute depression and anxiety when they sign in to find no updates at all.
That Lily Allen is always blogging on myspace and updating her twitter. She's like the original social networking whore.

Steph has facebook, bebo, myspace and twitter and goes online everyday. She's such a social networking whore.
by charjackson March 7, 2009
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