noobstation

reference to sony playstation,the console that breaks when you turn it on.

1st guy: omfg i have crash bandicoot 10 lets go play!

2nd guy: ROFLcopter wht a noOb!! GTFO and take your noobstation with you!

by adam Murphy October 2, 2006

noobsack

Another definition of Tom Care

God he as much as a noobsack as a 'Tom Care'!

by Rest of the World and Some More October 22, 2003

noobsuace

The essence of Noobery

dude quit getting pwnd, you are such noobsuace

by Jonny_Quest May 3, 2006

nobsack

Multi-purpose term to be used in any number of circumstances. Less harsh than dickhead. A variation on nobhead. Means scrotal sack, or scrotum, but sounds much better and gets quite addictive.

Oi nobsack, do you want a cup of tea?

or

Alright nobsack, what are you up to later?

or

Americans, what a bunch of nobsacks

by Cundyboy January 23, 2004

noobsta

A noob who tries to be gangsta but is very poor at it.

Jo-fo-sho is a noobsta.

by Gdawg_werewolf November 8, 2006

noobskank

A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.

Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"

by Koby D January 11, 2009

Nootsack Scalp

The unfortunate condition, when you have excessive skin on your cranium, thus the skin has that scrunched-up look, like a Shar-pei puppy. Actual medical terminology is Nut-sack Scalp, Nootsack Scalp is the "street" version of the condition.

George: What's up nutters?
Jason: Hey, c'mon, stop it please...don't call me that.
Phil: Why you call him nutters?
George: Oh, that's an abbreviation, short for Nut-sack Scalp, or Nootsack Scalp.
Phil: Why do you call him that?
George: Take a look at his head!! Looks like a giant scrotum on his shoulders!!
Phil: Hahaha, yeah it does! Kinda like a shar-pei puppy.
Jason: Please guys, please! Stop it...please.

by Buns Master March 7, 2012