nostralius

A chronic habit to which one constantly flares their nostrils in an impudent or offensive manner. The nostrils are so large and wide that it feels as though the person could suck up all the O2 (oxygen) in the room. Some nostralius suffering people served in world war 2 , by sucking up all the mustard gas and poison in the air with their unbareably large nostrils, like it was nutrients of some type.

I feel like Brian suffers from a severe case of nostralius. Every time I am around him, i feel huge shortnesses of breath. I also feel like he's angry while flaring his large nostrils unconciously

by Castro7 July 2, 2015

nontroversy

The result when either left or right-wing, knee-jerk reactionists try to make something seem controversial, when basically it's not.

"For all the hot air being blown about the room last night by both the Conservatives and the Liberals, it all added up to one big NONTROVERSY."

by Les Newman February 11, 2008

Nostradamus

A "prophet" who's prophecies are so lame that they can be interpreted as anything. By being so vague he could be 99.99% sure that his prophecies would come true.

The name of a Nas album (if the o is replaced with an a)

Nostradamus talked shit.

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

la coka nostra

rap group. its straight fire, fist into ur face music. one of the best around at the moment.

-yo, have u heard "rich man poor man" from La Coka Nostra? asskickin shit!

by 8264587435 September 26, 2006

Nostradumbass

1. Someone who makes foolish predictions of future events that are cleary unlikely to come true.
2. Someone who is unable to reasonably assess the direction of a given situation.

1. Gary: "I reckon England will win the world cup in 2006... it'll be great". Dave: "Nice prediction nostradumbass"
2. "You didn't see that one coming nostradumbass!"

by lukecleland November 7, 2004

nostradamus

A person who is tall, goofy looking, and dumber than a brick. This person normally tends to confuse himself and put themselves in a difficult situations; but at the same time being everyone's bitch.

Ben (nostradamus)- d00d I got so many nicknames!

Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off

Ben- o yeah that's one :(

by sourdiesal31 January 21, 2010

nontrition

The quality of a food lacking nutrition for the human body.

"That microwave dinner is filled with nontrition."

OR

Hungry girl: "I am SO hungry! Let me grab a snack from the vending machine."
Sensible girl: "Better check the nontrition facts on that, I'm not sure there's real food in that package."

by Psylock December 1, 2010