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No life

A person who eats all the food in the fridge, plays Minecraft, skips online classes, uses discord to talk shit, and is toxic as hell. It’s understandable if you’re in your 12s but 14+ and your a loser. Fat fuck u disappoint your parents u have no life
No life Jasper: I’m fat, stupid, and scum but I don’t want to admit it so I act up in front of my brother who does basketball and benches 400
by FuckedYoBitchJuan22 November 28, 2020
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no life

the thing that all the people that added the word "urban dictionary" have.
Oh my goth, I'm the 453464538468569th person to add urban dictionary as a word. I don't have no life.
by No life goon May 3, 2009
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No-Life Crisis

1. When someone finally realizes that they have no life whatsoever, because a life does not consist of playing WoW for 20 hours out of the 24 hour day.
2. When someone dies, and they have a really hard time dealing with it.
1. Hey, look, Eric's having a no-life crisis! He just got his Night Elf up to level 60 on WoW, and he finally figured out that he's a loser.
2. Yeah, Bob croaked the other day, but he's having a really hard time accepting that he's dead. He keeps coming into the bar, and ordering vodka... it's a sad sight, really.
by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005
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No-life

Someone who has none or very little (social) life outside of the internet and/or video games.
"Marcia doesn't have any friends irl. She's a total no-life."
by Davidzi October 27, 2007
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no game no life s2

never existed and will never exist
weeb: when will no game no life s2 will come out
life: never
by piKa4u22 February 2, 2019
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NoLifeShaq

Greatest reaction YouTuber on youtube and leader of no life gang.

"What's going on no life gang, its your boy, its your homie, its your.... finish that man finish that man aye."
NoLifeShaq reacted to KFC's new song.
by WatchYoJetBruh July 15, 2021
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no life

When you spend so much time on Urban Dictionary that when you click the "random" button you have already seen the definition.
If you are reading this, you probably have no life.
by Cujo Schultz February 27, 2011
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