Ghost Notification

An extremely annoying occurrence on facebook. A ghost notification is what happens when you click a notification, and it takes you to the appropriate place, but the notification still stays there, so you click it again, but nothing different happens. You get your hopes all up for another notification and it's just another dumb ghost notification.

YES!!!! ANOTHER NOTIFICATION!!!!

NOOOOOO it's a ghost notification

by thewhom May 26, 2011

Nosification

Nosifification is a phenomena where when you consume media content your eyes are drawn to the nose. In extreme cases this happens in real life.

I'm experiencing some crazy nosification.

by Alex1738Ayyy January 22, 2021

phantom notification

When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.

Tim: My twizzler is blowing up. Never mind, just another phantom notification.

by bkn June 13, 2014

notification-rape

When you get a stupid amount of notifications on Facebook over a short period of time

When Josh Gates doesn't watch his back Seth, Katarina, and Jessica will notification-rape him.

by Katarina W. August 13, 2010

Nomifications

Notification on Facebook about eating nomnoms
Notification+nomnoms (food)=Nomifications

(on facebook)
friend 1 status: im hungry, who wants to nomnom
friend 2 comment: where do you want to go get some food?
friend 3 comment: lets go get some burgers and beer!

friend 2 and 3's comment are considered to be nomifications

by Nomificator January 21, 2011

Notification bomb

The act of getting a group of people to all get on to a certain person's Facebook page and like everything on that page. When that person gets on Facebook later, they will have hundreds of notifications.

Ex. John: "Dude I got onto Facebook and had 143 notifications! I was excited until I realized it was because of you asshole dropping a notification bomb on me."

by Bill Murray Ate My Baby December 13, 2010

Notification Bankruptcy

The act of not receiving any Facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. Also known as FAS (Forever Alone Syndrome)

"I declared Notification Bankruptcy after logging on for the first time in weeks."

by Charle Norris October 23, 2011