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negotiating the pussy

1) an act where a man tries to cock block the next fellow who is about to sleep with the woman he is about to break up with/ leave town/was only fuck buddies with.

2) an act where a man who is lacking lead in his pencil is trying to slow the inevitable union of another man with the woman he could not satisfy.

3) the feigned act of a cuckholden man that is trying to protest the lust drive between what he thinks is his woman and the cock she wants.
Look clam jacker, the two of you may have had something, but that is clearly over, so stop negotiating the pussy and get some cheetos because you are not killing this game!
by ~namaste~ January 7, 2010
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niggotiation

"Did you hear about Tyrese? He did some niggotiation with Daquan so he could get some weed"
by dick.chedder March 11, 2020
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nogotiating

The verb form of nogotiation, the art of blatantly undermining negotiations while claiming to support them with the goal of not reaching an agreement. A favorite tool of old and disconnected politicians that think it's their way or no way.
Nogotiations successfully got us into war with Iraq, where we found tons of weapons of mass destruction.

The nogotiators in Iran are going to make sure the United States is always at war.

Nogotiating in all of my relationships is how I make sure they work for me.
by ciciserendipity June 18, 2014
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negotiation

Person 1:Let’s make an negotiation
Person 2: alright
by 🦈 March 4, 2021
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Deadly Negotiations

Short form: DN, A counter strike source Texture City map based noob pub clan that was founded by Mellowman.
yo its that shitty Deadly Negotiations clan again that we scrim and beat them 1000000 times
by whaltosldolsd March 21, 2009
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French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.
Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
by Neret March 22, 2011
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Canadian Negotiation

The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.
We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.
by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025
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