canoeing

While perfoming anal sex rather than shooting your load, you urinate in the persons bunghole.

I was having anal sex with her and I decided to canoe her instead.

I hate that guy for canoeing me!

by Nolan Cragun September 29, 2006

Canoeing

Lady lays on the floor man sits on her legs either side and either just just jerks off over her or webbing over her. for those that it floats there boat so to speak can throw in a cleveland steamer

Also be known for group of men to take turns to canoe.

Man , did you see that vid of Rich canoeing over Kat

by cjw957 September 14, 2011

canoe

(verb) when a cig, joint or blunt burns further up one side than the other

Hey Jessie...this joint is canoeing fix it for me!

by Fishnets May 12, 2004

canoe

Another name for the game more commonly known as flippy cup. Used primarily in Chicago.

We kicked their butts at canoe.

by lavalamp71 October 31, 2008

Canoed

Whilst overtaking another vehicle, this is the act of winding down your window, sticking your hands out and simulating canoeing strokes with an imaginary paddle. With the intention of letting them know how slowly they're going, and that they've been overtaken by a canoe.

"Ian, you've been canoed!"

by Regents Canoe Club November 03, 2013

canoeing

like titty fuck but you put the penis in between the woman's breast, or on a guy's chest, and play with the breast against the penis like the penis is a canoe going white water rafting

steve: what did you and mary do last night?

robert: she wanted to titty fuck but I went canoeing on her instead

by myty399 March 14, 2012

Canoe

Any person of the female distinction that is rated by her male (or lesbian) conterparts as a 7 or over on her visual apperence. This term is usually issued by a man before a 'canoe' passes to inform his male comrades of the upcoming presence of a sexually appealing woman.

...Hot girl approaches...
Man: "Canoe"
...Other men scramble to locate the canoe...

by Kmando November 02, 2015