Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 22, 2024

Nicaraguan chinchilla

The act of dumping a large amount of cocaine on a very hairy mans ass hole and gooch, and having it snorted off by anybody who is willing.

"mate, she was fevered for some coke! she was so keen she went in for the Nicaraguan chinchilla ."

by Jenkinstein February 20, 2019

Nicaraguan Brown Snake

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.

I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.

by NbsJesse August 13, 2017

Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise

Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.

I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.

by Crack Jacky September 03, 2009