"Headlines don't sell papes, Newsies sell papes!"
The newsie stood out on the corner,yelling out the days headlines.
The newsie stood out on the corner,yelling out the days headlines.
by Caelyn February 23, 2007
Get the newsie mug.Newskkake (noun, pron. "Nooz-Cocky", variation of root word Bukkake)
1. When annoying news or sports "reminders" explode all over your phone/ tablet/ computer notifications bar (Modern connotation)
2. When you subscribe to so many newspapers that legions of delivery boys eject their loads onto your lawn every night (Classic connotation)
1. When annoying news or sports "reminders" explode all over your phone/ tablet/ computer notifications bar (Modern connotation)
2. When you subscribe to so many newspapers that legions of delivery boys eject their loads onto your lawn every night (Classic connotation)
(TV news anchor speaking) "We'll have more later on that possible nuke theft by ISIS, but first, more bizarre behavior by Lindsay Lohan! Apparently, LiLo has been spotted with what appears to be a custom built dildo-crackpipe hybrid, *and* what she's tweeting about it could save you money! For those of you at work, switch off your ringer and prepare for the inevitable all-day Newskkake."
by PaulAllensCard February 2, 2015
Get the Newskkake mug.Staying abstinent from news for various reasons, i.e., to avoid consuming any news. Timescales may vary greatly. The extent of newstinence might differ between strict (absolutely no news) to a more moderate level (for example indirect or involuntary news consumption via friends, acquaintances, colleagues, etc.). Can also be used as an adjective, e.g., staying newstinent for some time.
Might be only applicable and sensible to some extent, which depends on the personal situation of an individual as well as the geopolitical situation of their country of residence.
Might be only applicable and sensible to some extent, which depends on the personal situation of an individual as well as the geopolitical situation of their country of residence.
person A: "With all that is going on in the world, reading about all that stuff everyday, I can't anymore, I just can't."
person B: "I know that feeling and newstinence helped me a lot. Been doing it for two years now, but even just staying newstinent for like two weeks might help you feeling better already."
person B: "I know that feeling and newstinence helped me a lot. Been doing it for two years now, but even just staying newstinent for like two weeks might help you feeling better already."
by newstinence October 4, 2022
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Alan: Did you hear about what happened at the party this weekend?
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.
Dan: What a next day newsie
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.
Dan: What a next day newsie
by THEBOYZFROMLWOOD May 23, 2009
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by Aarons wife January 11, 2004
Get the newsies mug.A family of godly beings, ridiculously attractive like they were sent from the heavens. If you ever come in contact with a Newkirk try to keep them around!
by Wikikids April 4, 2017
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Many jokes about sodomizing Belmont are made in the process.
They do NES and SNES covers, and rock your face.
Many jokes about sodomizing Belmont are made in the process.
They do NES and SNES covers, and rock your face.
by Cid_Highwind August 24, 2004
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