Newskkake

Newskkake (noun, pron. "Nooz-Cocky", variation of root word Bukkake)

1. When annoying news or sports "reminders" explode all over your phone/ tablet/ computer notifications bar (Modern connotation)

2. When you subscribe to so many newspapers that legions of delivery boys eject their loads onto your lawn every night (Classic connotation)

(TV news anchor speaking) "We'll have more later on that possible nuke theft by ISIS, but first, more bizarre behavior by Lindsay Lohan! Apparently, LiLo has been spotted with what appears to be a custom built dildo-crackpipe hybrid, *and* what she's tweeting about it could save you money! For those of you at work, switch off your ringer and prepare for the inevitable all-day Newskkake."

by PaulAllensCard February 2, 2015

Newskkake

When the firehose of bad news forms so many layers of slop each new load is harder to notice as you are smothered under the deluge

With 20 life altering tragedies a day it becomes difficult to stay woke when you're drowning in newskkake

by ubkub February 9, 2025

Newsfaker

Someone who invents news to influence public opinion, usually for personal or political advantage.

Did you see that story about Barack Obama being a secret Muslim who was actually born in Indonesia? It was invented by that serial Newsfaker in Abeline, Texas.

by Peter Kobs May 16, 2009

newspeaker

Someone who censors words to please algorithms, or, a user of Algospeak or Newspeak.

Guy: I can't believe this guy graped all those children! What a PDF! He should unalive himself NOW!!!
Other guy: You can say rape and pedophile here, newspeaker.

by jss-urban December 8, 2025