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Newfie Twister

sex position, requires 2 females and one male, and a twirly chair. Two girls stand facing each other (kissing optional but suggested) the male must sit in the twirly chair between the 2 girls and spin for constant breast stimulation!
Bob, had quite a time last night, last time I saw him he was doing the newfie twister.
by Newfie Chickey June 22, 2011
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Newfie

A shorting for Newfoundlander. Newfoundland is the most eastern province in Canada. Newfies speak Newfoundland English which is a mix of several accents and dialects of English. But remember some Newfoundlanders don't like being called Newfies by Americans or sometimes other Canadians.
Person 1: So you're from Newfoundland?
Person 2: Yep, I'm a Newfie.
by THEJELLYBEANMEISTER January 17, 2015
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newfie

The Newfoundlander's equivalent of the word "nigger"
That is to say, Newfoundlanders can call themselves and other Newfoundlanders "newfie" but if anyone who is not from Newfoundland uses it, it is considered offensive.
Newfie 1: How are you George?
Newfie 2: Great, I love being a Newfie
Non-Newfoundlander: You Newfies crack me up!
Newfies: Watch your mouth.
by Newfie Girl August 5, 2006
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newfie circumcision

Procedure performed on newborn males on the rock. A screech bottle is used to guide a cod fileting knife for the perfect removal of the foreskin of the penis. Following the procedure the men take sips from the bottle of screech until the last one gets the foreskin who must consume it. They become the child's Godfather.
G'day bye where ya to? Aye bye Ima heading to me sis's we be doin a newfie circumcision on her youngin.

Alright bye good luck and me hopes you don't gets the last sip.
by Linchmob October 3, 2020
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newfie joint

a cigarette paper rolled with weed and tobacco
by urbanninja October 20, 2012
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Newfie

A term used to describe the people of Newfoundland by Canadians in other provinces, usually in a derogatory way. sometimes considered a slur, but it's all about context, eh?
Quebecer: Judie has been actin like quite the newfie, eh?
Newfoundlander: you can't say that :sob:
Quebecer: You mad, bro? :joy:
by urine dictionary February 28, 2022
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Newfield's Rule

In backgammon, when a game is played to the last roll, the looser can be given the opportunity to roll matching dice, and if the looser actually really matches the winner's last roll, the looser becomes the winner! this type of winning game is said to be won by "Newfield" or by "Newfield's Rule."
the game is down to the last roll and...

"Six and a four," I win.

Dude, not so fast. Six and a four? Alright...

(looser rolls the dice...)

"SIX AND FOUR. SIXTY FOUR. FOURTY FUCKING SIX!!" Yeah, taste that bi-atch.

"Tastes like cold chicken soup straight from the can!"

Say it. Say it. Say it now...SIX AND A FOUR."

"Shut it, buddy. I hate losing by Newfield's Rule. Now sit yer diaper-end down and gimme a rematch..."

"Now that's a Newfield! Shwoo."
by frap frap December 12, 2008
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