beatniks' rights under neptune's oar

another way to say that someone is a B.R.U.N.O.; one who acts like a bruno man who loves muscles and power; usually drives some kind of Ford pick up truck and/or loves the NRA; also see gonzo

Geez, J-Hawk. When did you start acting so Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar?

by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

Sneaky Neptune

The sexual act of having intercourse on the beach,pulling out,dipping your member in the sand ,and then reinserting it.

"Just as Judy was about to cum,Tommy slipped her a Sneaky Neptune and sent her over the edge"

by Motor76 March 14, 2010

Sailor neptune

One of the best sailor guardians in sailor moon crystal i feel like she in love with her ¨Cousin, a.k.a Sailor neptune¨ hehehe

Me: *cosplays as sailor Neptune*
Random dude: You look good but who are you
Me: Sailor Neptune?
My friend: SAilorr NePtUnnnNNeeee
Random guy: ..? Kk den bay

by idontgiveafxck January 7, 2021

neptunic

neptunic leans near the trixic umbrella, all though being neptunic means liking women and nbs at the same time. anyone can be neptunic meaning any gender can be neptunic.

#1: hey, i have to tell you something
#2: what is it?
#1: im neptunic..
#2: whats that?
#1: it means liking women and nbs!
#2: thats so cool!

by your fav h03 June 11, 2021

Neptunic

Neptunic is the attraction to non-men. For someone who is a man, or maybe doesn’t have a gender and isn’t comfortable with lesbian as they feel it’s more feminine aligned , they would be neptunic! Though non-men who are attracted to non-men fall under the label of Lesbian. Do remember Lesbian is not an umbrella term and shouldn’t be treated like one when referring to someone who is neptunic.

“i like women and non-binary people, what’s my sexuality?”
“I am Neptunic!”

by ploobtoob June 17, 2021

Neptune's Kiss

when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop

*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss

by Daniela_gAmer January 27, 2015

Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.

Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.

by TexMachina April 27, 2007