Nebraska

No one lives here. Nothing important happens here. This is the least important State. Younger brother of famous Pancake State Kansas, and Wyoming, which doesn't actually exist.

Have you ever met anyone from Nebraska? I sure haven't

by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022

Nebraskan handshake

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.

Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.

by Hamnose November 9, 2018

Neoman

A man of exceptional values. Honest, faithful, hard working and above all trustworthy.

Few men could ever earn the title of neoman. Paul Newman is a perfect example of a great neoman.

by Real Mrs. Dean March 29, 2019

Neeraj

A male name in Sanskrit (नीरज:) meaning 'lotus' or 'water lily'. The traditional counterpart would be Neeraja (
नीरजा).

Neeraj is the best Soldier main that isn't in the U.S. military. Heard they want him, though!

by KooKooKachooMrsRobinson October 8, 2020

Nearasmakesnodifference

A series of words combined into one, used often by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, meaning near as makes no difference, almost, or close enough to be.

It'll do a top speed of nearasmakesnodifference two-hundred miles per hour

by Ben Dover, and Phil McCrackin January 21, 2010

Nebraska scissor lift

When you have your day uplifted or bettered by Another Woodshop Podcast

I was having a shitty day until AWP gave me the good ol' Nebraska scissor lift!

by AWPee April 15, 2021

Neocapitalism

1. A new form of capitalism that emphasizes government intervention in the economy to rescue and restructure large companies that are deemed "too big to fail" because of the systemic risk they pose to the nation.

2. The opposite of Marxism, which anticipates the collapse of the entire capitalist system and the seizure of all "means of production" -- healthy companies included.

3. An economic system that prevents large, poorly managed companies from destroying the entire country.

Obama has been called a "socialist," but history will show he's really a clever student of "Neocapitalism."

by Peter Kobs May 25, 2009