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Lazy neighbor

When masturbating, and the masturbator also starts manually pleasing the person next to them. If the person being cranked off does not reciprocate, they are the ‘lazy neighbor’
Football started getting boring, so as I started jerking off myself and Brent, the bastard just sat there and lazy neighbored me...
by Storkllama April 10, 2021
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Sex door neighbor

A person who is a neighbor living in close proximity and used for convenient booty calls without an emotional commitment.
During that crazy snowstorm, I got bored and headed over to my sex door neighbor's house for some heat.
by finallygettingpublished March 2, 2020
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Number Neighbour

The person with 1 digit higher/lower than your phone number.
Ex. What’s up my number neighbour, i just beat my meat so hard i can’t feel my left leg.
by Fuck eh August 3, 2019
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Neighga

Black fan of the show My Little Pony Friendship is magic. Derived from the words nigga and the noticeable sound from a horse. Technically the most accurate form of "bro"ny since they are black and like the show.
Yo dawg I hear Tyrone watches MLP these days just like Jamal.
Yea ock, those dudes are such Neighgas.
by jaxblade07 May 6, 2014
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my neighbor

what white people say to their friends instead of saying my nigga
Josh- Aye my nigga
Tyrone- Wut u say
Josh- I mean my neighbor
by 69problemz June 4, 2015
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Neighbor Please

Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"
by Kid Rectal December 21, 2008
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Neighways

People that are neighbors through the subway.
You live on 86th? That's only 3 stops away from me! We're totally neighways!
by Jordan VB June 16, 2008
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