neighbabe

A cute and considerate neighbour that may keep an eye on your house when you are away, or occasionally leave you cute treats on your doorstep like fruits or vegetables from their garden. A neighbabe can refer to a male or female, with the only condition that they must be cute. Even if they don’t live right next door, the proximity of your neighbourhood is close enough to be considered a neighbabe. Not to be confused with a neighbro, who is a male that lives close by and does solid shit for you like shovel snow on your sidewalk or cut your lawn when you’re on vacation.

I was in my back garden taking my cat for a walk on his leash when my neighbabe spied me from over the fence and gave me some fresh turnips from her garden. She smiled at me and complimented my cat. We flirted for a while until her dad glared at me from their kitchen window, so then I went back into my house.

by Therealcatdaddy August 7, 2018

neighba

A racially appropriate "N-word" alternative for white people to use when referring to their peers.

-First used at the University of Akron's Brown Street Dormitory circa 2001.
-Coined and used by local Cleveland rap sensation "2LOW" on their debut album "100% Haterproof" after much dissension when demo songs on the all white rap trio's EP actually used the N-word.

"Damn neighba, I'm hungry too!"

by Spirrow March 24, 2008

neighbores

simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.

lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)

by earpuller June 11, 2006

neighbae

the literal girl next door that you're fucking.

Brad: "shit, who's that hottie that just walked in next door?"
Neil: "that's my neighbae Ashley Paige Madison. she comes over, we fuck, and she just walks herself home. it's awesome."

by FAPdictionary May 4, 2016

getting neighbored

You've been neighbored when you watch some 5yr old so the neighbors can probably fuck for a few minutes.

Neighbor's text: "Can you watch Lily for a little while?"

You: (reluctantly) "sure"
Your text to your buddy: "yeah, I'm getting neighbored right now"

Neighbors proceed to get a quick fuck on your watch.

by dudeposs January 23, 2014

neighbar

a neighborhood bar, in the neighborhood

hey lets go to the neighbar around the corner

by puffin316 March 11, 2007

neighbore

A person who lives next to you, but is completely uninteresting.

Hey, do you want to invite the guy who just moved in to the Alfred Street crawl? No, he's a neighbore.

by kellieg May 23, 2009