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negligent vomicide

Obviously, a play on negligent homicide.

At its core, the act of vomiting on a person, usually by failure to exercise care that normally would be expected of an individual. This is almost always committed by a heavily intoxicated individual. The guilty party will make no attempt to stop his or herself from vomiting, thus making it negligent.

May also be used to describe an act of throwing up anywhere inside someone's home, on someone's property, pets, car, or any place that makes it extremely annoying or difficult to clean.

The creator of the term has been thrown up on twice, once while talking to the guilty party, and once while driving, and yes, both times were considered negligent vomicide.
"Steve just committed negligent vomicide. He threw up all over the back of Lindsay's head while she was driving."

"Kara isn't looking so good, better keep an eye on her before she commits 'the crime'." (The crime being, you guessed it, negligent vomicide.)

In response to someone vomiting all over someone's couch or coffee table, guy in room says "WHHoooaahh! Negligent!" (May be shortened to just 'negligent' in the heat of the moment).
by Kaos1010 February 14, 2012
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Negligentic

A belief system that supports the act of going out of your way to not know things, to be negligent is sometimes a way to keep ones confidence, mental stability, or even schedule, in tact, purposeful ignorance.
Winston: Don't you want to know what's going on?

Schamous: Sure but if I remain NEGLIGENTIC, I'm not dumping my time and energy into something that might be out of anyone's control and prolonging any self induced suffering.
by Tracenator June 20, 2023
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negligent homocide

Negligent homocide - Improper care of being or relating to homosexuals, homosexuality, including obscene, grotesque; including but not limited to: pretending to be homosexual, calling person(s) homosexual when they aren't, or mocking a homosexual.
Negligent Homocide:

Example: "I skipped to the phone with my hands in the air acting in gayish mannerisms unknowingly"

Example 2: "I negligently called myself gay to friends, only to tell them 'I meant I was happy'; getting mad at them for thinking I was homosexual."
by canipleasegetwaffles September 28, 2023
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negcident

A accident or mistake that only Neg could cause.
Neg let Liz see his weblogs this was negs biggest negcident.
by Neg January 23, 2004
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Neglorent

One who is ignorant and negligent at the same time
Bob was neglorent. He was too dumb and just didn't care that his pants were on backwards and unzipped for all to see.
by Old Grace August 21, 2018
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Negligen

It’s a black slur as far as I have been told
Dorian is the creator of Negligen
by Fpsdrxp December 21, 2020
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Negroment

A moment which makes you want to scream the N word.
"Tyrone stole my car"
"That's such a negroment"
by Raniel Denzi August 18, 2022
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