neglectigent

Being patronizing while neglecting someone at the same time. It’s having your cake and also eating it, without consequences for an act normally considered fighting words! It also highly insults one’s intelligence.

The manager at the mechanic shoppe acted incredibly Christ-like when facing an angry customer whom he deemed very unimportant. He was patronizing the customer, and the customer called him on it, so the manager pretended that the call (by the customer) was not indicating that his true feelings of arrogance were transparent to the customer. The neglectigent behavior of the shoppe manager made for a tense situation where another mechanic thought he could beat the Hell out of the customer. A lot is going on here!

by Freckel Beary Hound September 8, 2021

neglectisaucer

More appropriate name for the common exersaucer, a stationary entertainment device where a parent can leave their child unaccompanied, as long as they don't read the instructions. It has no wheels so it's perfectly safe for long periods. It is usually stained red from tomato sauce and every seam has a crunchy film of artificial cheese. It is entirely plastic, so you never have to buy one. If no one you know has one left over, you can find it on the curb of any suburban street.

Oh, last time I saw Charlie, he was in the neglectisaucer.

by vanoden January 7, 2023