Needer

A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.

lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.

frank : What that tool want?

lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!

frank: He's a real needer

by TV CAR April 5, 2010

Neezer

Synonym for “penis”

“Yeah, she was ebbin on this neezer all night bro!”

by Croc_ December 12, 2021

noodle-necker

one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game

Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.

by mja008 November 28, 2019

neeners

(n) nee-nurs
Genitals of either sex

The cock and balls form a system of neeners.

by inferior olive April 28, 2007

neemer

andjective used to describe someone of superior intelligence or ability, greatness

Wow man you just bowled 300 you played a neemer of a game

by Tegar August 30, 2005

special needer

a person lacking normal intellect. usually seen coming out of a bus of special needers, in a group of needers, or masturbating in public ( not knowing any better )

" Hey! Look! It's a bus fulla special needers!!!!!! "

by shawna donkey August 2, 2003

necker

the art of slapping someone on the knape of their neck with the back of your hand. if done properly, it will sting and piss that person off.

Holy shit he just gave Brandon Wiggan a necker!

by Bobby Hoag September 23, 2008