golden necker

The act of orally pleasuring an adult man's scrotum whilst he pees wherever is acceptable.

The only issue I have with the golden necker, is that I usually get pee in my hair.

by white05shadow February 03, 2022

rubber necker

a nosey mofo trying to be in another's business when they have no authority or point to.

the boyfriend buttin' into the (soon-to-be) ex-husband & wife's exsponged belongings (mediation).

by j July 01, 2004

Northern Necker

To blow butt mud up ones back so bad it reaches ones neck.

After some beers and tacos last night I new the morning would bring a northern necker.

by Mr. Poop E. Pants April 04, 2022

Sand necker

A trashy red neck who frequents the beach, most notably the Gulf Coast. Typically identified by bud light, cornhole boards, country music, and a sunburn.

Florida beaches are nice, but they're ruined by all these damn sand neckers.

by Nevets August 14, 2017

Stewppet Necker

A slang word to say "hi". Mainly used by black people.

Black street guy: yo wsp
Example guy: Stewppet Necker

by btterlooaf January 02, 2023

necker meister meister necker

1. Something you yell in place of a cuss word.
2. a rare species of humpback whale
3. small children whose mother's name is Debbie

Todd: Did you see that new girl today?
Scott: No, but I heard she is a real necker meister meister necker.

by turdmonster16 March 14, 2009

dirty necker

a person, usually a middle-aged woman with very few teeth that goes to the grocery store in dirty slippers (word is ment to be said fast so the dirty necker doesnt understand that you are calling them a dirty necker)

hey DIRTY NECKER DIRTY NECKER aisle 3!

by xmariahx16x January 07, 2009