Narwahl

A large mammal that lives in northern waters, and has a large horn, affixed to its head. Also known as the unicorn of the sea. Is used to refer to a person from a northern country, with large genitals.

includes, Scotish, Canadian, Swedish, and Russian's

Wow that guy is such a narwahl" "Do you think he'll let me see his narwahl?

by Nor-Boy January 10, 2011

nearkatookus

Nearkatookus is a large body that always seems to be in someone's way.

" Get your nearkatookus outta my way! "

by Mari December 10, 2004

Narwall

An adjective used to call people who rarely, or don't go outside at all, specifically, people who'd rather play video games or watch television than hang out with friends.

Person 1: Want to go to the mall?

Person 2: No, I'm obliterating noobs on Fortnite.

Person 1: Ugh, you're such a Narwall.

by Narwall#0909 August 18, 2018

Narwan

Narwan means consistent

Narwan is a name

by Narwan June 5, 2021

Nearanutta

Not another.

There better not be nearanutta ho up in this bittttch.

by PimpJuice April 10, 2003

Narwahl

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.

Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.

by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011

Narwaffle

When a person is spun so fast on crystal methamphetamine and going so fast all they can do is snuggle the couch

Amy hasn't moved off the couch in twenty minutes because she is narwaffled.

by Tire doctor October 11, 2016