Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.

"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."

by mattanaw July 21, 2021

near miss

An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.

Due to an aircontroller's ineptitude, the two flights to LAX were in a near miss situation.

by sheila in the car December 19, 2009

Nearasmakesnodifference

A series of words combined into one, used often by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, meaning near as makes no difference, almost, or close enough to be.

It'll do a top speed of nearasmakesnodifference two-hundred miles per hour

by Ben Dover, and Phil McCrackin January 21, 2010

Narting

Where a player on an online game kills another unfairly by camping. Usually a n00b. Also, these guys are considered general wankers.

Man, some foetus just narted me.

by Alex Baxter January 14, 2005

prit' near

shortened to mean "pretty near" or "almost". Primarily heard in Prince Edward County.

"It was prit ' near six o'clock by the time I got home from work Friday"

"I was driving late one night, I saw an animal, swerved and prit' near put 'er in the rhubarb"

by yo_yo_I_lovethecounty November 18, 2009

nartmeen

Yorkshire slang for "know what i mean".

Used at the end of a sentence to provoke a response.

That car is so cool, nartmeen?

by pukcar February 1, 2021

pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002