Near

1. A preposition meaning close to or next to.

2. A character from Death Note.

Near is standing near Light.

by HelloItsMello February 7, 2013

Narleyesco

This word is used to describe a person who is awesome. Instead of using generic words to describe something that is interesting, you may now use Narleyesco which is superior to all other words. If a person or person(s) uses the word Narleyesco then they are having or seeing something that is unbelievable or insane. This word signifies something grand and spectacular.

Charlie Sheen is Narleyesco.

by DavyFlo April 8, 2011

Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.

"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."

by mattanaw July 21, 2021

Charles (Link) Neal

Link Neal (or daddy garlic fingers) is the other half of the YouTube account “Good Mythical Morning” hes sometimes described as “feminine” and really struggles to eat things occasionally (aka balls). If you’ve seen the show you know he likes to talk. A lot. Mr. Neal has quite the sense of humor though “he’s never been to a club before.”

Person 1: “hey did you watch Charles (Link) Neal try to eat balls dipped in chocolate yesterday?”
Person 2: “uhm excuse me?”

by jules18 May 13, 2019

near miss

An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.

Due to an aircontroller's ineptitude, the two flights to LAX were in a near miss situation.

by sheila in the car December 19, 2009

Neal with it

To deal with Spurs' rookie sensation, three-point machine Gary Neal.

Lakers fan: "Damn, that guy Gary Neal is making every 3-pointer. We're down by 20!"

Spurs fan: "Neal with it."

by GNeal March 3, 2011

Nearasmakesnodifference

A series of words combined into one, used often by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, meaning near as makes no difference, almost, or close enough to be.

It'll do a top speed of nearasmakesnodifference two-hundred miles per hour

by Ben Dover, and Phil McCrackin January 21, 2010