NBA 

I'm very dissatisfied with these definitions. All these definitions are either extremely racist (and I live in West Virginia so thats saying something)or are talking about basketball sucking in general.

Now I must say, I do have a general disdain for the NBA, but its not because I don't like basketball. I FRIGGIN LOVE BASKETBALL!!! I am glued to my TV all winter watching NCAA hoops. When I do watch NBA I can't help but shake my head (its not because they're all black, there are still a lot of white guys, many of them are European). It's not real basketball, here's why

1. Minimal team play. Most of the "superstars" are only out to make a name for themselves
2. NO effort on defense.
3. Artificial rules to make higher scoring games (24 second shot clock, defensive 3 seconds, that retarded circle under the basket where you can't take a charge, etc)

The NBA sucks. As soon as a player enters the draft, I stop caring about them. Calling the NBA real basketball is like calling Fall Out Boy real punk

Person 1: Who won the Lakers Spurs game last night
Me: Who the fuck cares
Person 1: I thought you liked basketball
Me: That's why I watched the Duke UNC game instead of that NBA crap

NBA by ojuice3112 March 19, 2008

NBA 

NBA stands for National Basketball Association. Just to tell you basketball rocks.

What's your favorite team in the NBA?

NBA by imanOG November 15, 2005

NBA 

A bunch of white guys sitting on a bench.

Exception: Larry Bird and Chandler Parsons.
1. Yo did you see lin light it up last night?
2. No who the heck is that?
1. He's this Asian...
2. NOPE! He's gonna end up like Yao. The nba is national blacks association

NBA by Totes my gotes December 3, 2013

NBA 

A overweight male, of asian ethnicity, had many recognizable facial features such as overly squishie cheeks.
On can also be refered to as NBA if he acts accordingly, even if he/she does not have the physical attributes of NBA. Characteristics can include heavily flawed or incistant logic, a lack of sense with money and a short temper.

I just poked NBA's cheeks

NBA by Revilo Llewop August 7, 2011

nba 

The sport with the wimpiest players on earth. If they stub thier toe they have to be carried out on a strecther. It's also the only sport in which the last 2 minutes can last 2 hours. Gotta love those 200 hundred timeouts that the teams get.

ouch I bit my tongue, get me a wheelchair, quick, so I can be like the NBA

nba by chances14 June 5, 2007

NBA 

stands for "Not Basketball Anymore"

used to be cool in the 70's and 80's

now it's prison ball controlled by the mafia so that there bookies can rake in the cash like fuckin unbelievable

modern NBA = just roll out a basketball to a bunch of criminals

I liked it better when the players weren't creeps and the sport wasn't rigged

NBA by justice is a whore...if ya want a little justice you have to pay tha bitch to suck yo dick August 13, 2004

NBA 

Negro Basketball Association, due to the fact that the league is probably under 1% white.

The NBA is just full of negros.

NBA by APfromMSP February 7, 2005