Nard

Man Olive or Testicle

After his nutectomy, John was left with one nard in his sack. When walking nude in the forest after his operation, John's nard dangled low and to hard to starboard. Weeks later when his glass replacement nard was installed, there was a noted equilibrium in said danglage.

by MC Eula G April 30, 2021

Nard

1. A mix of the words retard and nerd.

2. The male genitalia specifically the balls

All you nards get to bed (def 1)

by Mr.Frierland December 7, 2009

nard

(n.)
1. A person who, from an objective collective social viewpoint, simply doesn't cut it.
2. Someone or something that defies being taken seriously.
3. A self-confident source of embarrassment for everybody.
4. An everyday inconvenience.

That Sting is such a nard these days.

by Jackie Lightning, 1992 November 23, 2010

Nards

Used in place of a swear word.

*drops phone*
Oh, Nards

by Butt Dumplings October 10, 2015

nard

short for oxnard.
slang for oxnard.
and the home of nardcore and mexicans

Amber is from the Nard.

by bitch March 6, 2004

nard

something that is useless, unnecessary or not needed

That area rug on top of the rug is such a nard

by nardster October 4, 2011

Nards

Testies. They guys in the happy sack.
Balls. Testicular cancer meat. Nuts.

Whoa! Examples are supposed to go here? Nuts!

by David Childress October 5, 2004