After his nutectomy, John was left with one nard in his sack. When walking nude in the forest after his operation, John's nard dangled low and to hard to starboard. Weeks later when his glass replacement nard was installed, there was a noted equilibrium in said danglage.
by MC Eula G May 1, 2021
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1. A mix of the words retard and nerd.

2. The male genitalia specifically the balls
All you nards get to bed (def 1)
by Mr.Frierland December 7, 2009
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(n.)
1. A person who, from an objective collective social viewpoint, simply doesn't cut it.
2. Someone or something that defies being taken seriously.
3. A self-confident source of embarrassment for everybody.
4. An everyday inconvenience.
That Sting is such a nard these days.
by Jackie Lightning, 1992 November 21, 2010
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short for oxnard.
slang for oxnard.
and the home of nardcore and mexicans
Amber is from the Nard.
by bitch March 7, 2004
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something that is useless, unnecessary or not needed
That area rug on top of the rug is such a nard
by nardster October 4, 2011
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