A sexual act consisting of a woman pouring hummus or babaganoush onto her vagina, and her partner (male or female, no gender specifics) scooping the mixture onto their tongue and eating it with Naan Bread (Pitas will work).
"The Naan-gina is one of the most sensual positions known to the Middle East".
" I gave er' the old Naan-gina".
" The Ancient art of Naan-gina was practiced in the haarems of Arabia."
" I gave er' the old Naan-gina".
" The Ancient art of Naan-gina was practiced in the haarems of Arabia."
by JGwhy? December 21, 2008
Get the The Naan-ginamug. Joanna: “Text book Jordan not getting the joke again”.
Jordan: “nooo not again, Peshwari Naan Spaghetti”
Jordan: “nooo not again, Peshwari Naan Spaghetti”
by Dischit May 27, 2023
Get the Peshwari Naan Spaghettimug. by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004
Get the Bucken Un-Naanmug. The act of shoving a naan into somebody's anus. The naan should preferably be Buttered. The more topping the more painful it is! "
by Ole Iversen September 27, 2022
Get the Naan Rapemug. Shahi Naan Kebab
(noun)
The Southall sacrament, performed only inside the most iconic of the Shahi Naan Kebabs - the one perched on the bridge by Southall Station.
It starts innocent: A group of Punjabi dudes loaded on Jameson enter the kebab shop. Jaspal orders a large lamb shish. But while the naan’s heating, Gurdeep’s already bent over the counter where they usually carve the meat. The chef, still rocking his greasy apron, doesn’t give a fuck - he just keeps shaving doner slices while using the same tongs to spread chilli sauce straight into Balraj’s crack. Meanwhile, the server is behind the till with his gloves still on, wanking Manpreet off like it’s part of the meal deal, slapping garlic mayo across his shaft in perfect zig-zags.
Tony gets body-slammed onto the salad counter - shredded lettuce and diced onions sticking to his sweaty back like confetti - while Harry’s cock disappears between the naan stackers by the grill. The “naan” part? That’s when the chef slaps a fresh butter naan straight onto Gurdeep’s arse like a hot compress. The “kebab”? A spitroast so deep the sneeze guard rattles, with the server chanting “extra sauce, bossman!” mid-thrust.
By the end, the Coke fridge is splattered, the floor’s a minefield of cum, chilli, and naan crumbs, and the chef casually wipes the counter down before handing the next customer their order — like nothing ever happened.
(noun)
The Southall sacrament, performed only inside the most iconic of the Shahi Naan Kebabs - the one perched on the bridge by Southall Station.
It starts innocent: A group of Punjabi dudes loaded on Jameson enter the kebab shop. Jaspal orders a large lamb shish. But while the naan’s heating, Gurdeep’s already bent over the counter where they usually carve the meat. The chef, still rocking his greasy apron, doesn’t give a fuck - he just keeps shaving doner slices while using the same tongs to spread chilli sauce straight into Balraj’s crack. Meanwhile, the server is behind the till with his gloves still on, wanking Manpreet off like it’s part of the meal deal, slapping garlic mayo across his shaft in perfect zig-zags.
Tony gets body-slammed onto the salad counter - shredded lettuce and diced onions sticking to his sweaty back like confetti - while Harry’s cock disappears between the naan stackers by the grill. The “naan” part? That’s when the chef slaps a fresh butter naan straight onto Gurdeep’s arse like a hot compress. The “kebab”? A spitroast so deep the sneeze guard rattles, with the server chanting “extra sauce, bossman!” mid-thrust.
By the end, the Coke fridge is splattered, the floor’s a minefield of cum, chilli, and naan crumbs, and the chef casually wipes the counter down before handing the next customer their order — like nothing ever happened.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I popped into Shahi Naan Kebab by Southall Station and swear the chef had one hand on the doner knife and the other inside Balraj — proper Shahi Naan Kebab special.”
“Fam, I popped into Shahi Naan Kebab by Southall Station and swear the chef had one hand on the doner knife and the other inside Balraj — proper Shahi Naan Kebab special.”
by BikBoiCoq August 26, 2025
Get the Shahi Naan Kebabmug. by wannabgucci September 18, 2023
Get the Naanmug. The sexiest, funniest and most talented girl you will ever meet. There are few Naanes in this world, so if you ever find one, keep them.
by McNuggets.com December 20, 2022
Get the Naanemug.