nordic walking

What you do when you have no self-respect and have given up on life

My psychologist says I'm depressed... Fuck it, I'm going Nordic walking!

by Speler May 19, 2016

nordic style

When a person masturbates 2 diffrent people at once like milking a cow.

jackie: hey joe and daniel lets do it nordic style
joe: Get the bucket and the lotion, things are going to get moooo-tastick

by TheDictionaryGod6969 July 23, 2017

Nordic Drunk

playing on outdated gym equipment in a basement while you're drunk at a party

Isn't that a Nordic Track? That's from like 1991. I want to try it. Nordic Drunks rock

by Michelle Teel August 26, 2007

Nordic Tug

While you are walking down a road or any public place you whip out your dick and walk at an awkward pace while slowly whacking off. You will then have completed a nordic tug.

While the two bros were walking down the road on the way to starfucks. They both decided it was time for a nordic tug down the road

by A3C July 8, 2009

Nordic Couch Pillows

A booty big enough to keep the heat in.

She's got some nordic couch pillows

by cubanooooo April 22, 2010

Nordic Speech

The act of getting so drunk, and emotional, that for no discernible reason you break into a Scandinavian accent, and tell someone you barely know how important they are to you.

Hey, Hamish is getting drunk again, think he'll go Nordic Speech on us again?

by RageTheoryProductions June 19, 2012

Nordic Alien

A beautiful friend from somewhere mysterious. All reports mention they dress in light blue and have features resembling (white) Scandinavians, but with some differences. They are reported to have something in general to do with the concept of basketball. The blue-suits are benefactors to Humanity.

However, if you see one with sickly features and no color in their skin, completely ignore it and leave the vicinity immediately. No species can always be born perfect and some of all sentient beings will choose betray their own due to the nature of free-will. Likely the cause of these diseased Nordic Aliens, is that they tried to make themselves cyborgs and thus traded their life-force for pseudo-immortality causing normal bloodflow and cellular regeneration to take a back-seat. There have been very few encounters with unfriendly Nordics, whereas there have been many more positive reports of intimate experiences with friendly healthy Nordics.

Alex: "Bro, why and how is that huge silver frisbee floating in mid air down by the schoolyard?"
Pete: "Oh, that's just my Nordic Alien stopping by to return the basketball she borrowed. Every few months she comes back to borrow my basketball, doing Hell knows what with it, but always returns it inflated and smelling like frankincense so it is ultimately a win-win situation for the both of us."
Alex: "Oh ok it all makes sense now"

by The Brickster August 19, 2018