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nock comedy

Something that freshmen post for attention that isn’t actually funny, either because it’s illegal or just straight up obnoxious. It’s the epitome of suburban high schooler exhibitionism.
Dude 1: did you see that video of those freshmen throwing a bike in the lake?
Dude 2: yea, that wasn’t cool. I hate nock comedy.
by rickbone1055 May 30, 2019
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What the Fock my Nock

Person 1 - Man I hate girls.....

Person 1's friend - What the fock my nock!!
by camclw January 28, 2010
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b-nocks

Similarly known as binoculars, this device is used to looks at naked chicks that are standing at their window. You hold it in one hand so the other hand is not occupied and able to touch your stick.
I saw this chick across the street so I grabbed my b-nocks.
I had my b-nocks in one hand and my stick in another.
by theguy77hi88 July 6, 2010
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Nock off with your frock off

Follow up of 'rock out with your cock out'

Meaning TO PARTY HARD.
dude, are you going to the party tonight?
'Yes, im gonna nock off with your frock off' ;)
by Lauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 15, 2009
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Nock

To put on a front, Stunting, Trying Too Hard, to want attention, Wanting To Be Seen Badly.
Debra there’s no need to nock, we all see you here.
by IG: Savvy.Bryce April 23, 2018
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fock my nock

your left nut: fock my nock
Joe Biden: yahhh queennn
your left nut: no not u
Joe Biden: *cry*
ChairCouch: me?
your left nut: yahhh
(seggys)
by your left nut March 16, 2021
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Nock Nock Nitch

A game played very much like Ding Dong Ditch, but is used for houses that don't have doorbells.
David: Hey Chris, do you want to play Nock Nock Nitch?

Chris: Sure.

(Knock Knock)

(Chris & David run)
by Chris Manger May 14, 2009
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