Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.
by Nick Mitchell April 13, 2003
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" Holy shit that network horse was huge"
" Yeah i know I saw it last night it was chasing me because i spoke of some sort of fucking prologue."
" Yeah i know I saw it last night it was chasing me because i spoke of some sort of fucking prologue."
by Leroy broowwwwnnnn August 5, 2007
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An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company.
by barry Smith May 15, 2006
Get the Network Hitler mug.One who has been appointed to oversee the operation and maintenance of a computer network.
The characteristics of network admins are all strikingly similar. They are mostly all somewhat intelligent; not smart enough to be an engineer, but not dumb enough to flip burgers. To make up for their lack of intelligence and inability to contribute meaningfully to the field of computers, they have cocky, elitist attitudes.
Network admins think they are special, and will act as if they own the office, when in reality, they will never transcend the level of cleaning viruses. Network admins can often be seen traveling in packs; stroking each other's egos because no one else will.
The characteristics of network admins are all strikingly similar. They are mostly all somewhat intelligent; not smart enough to be an engineer, but not dumb enough to flip burgers. To make up for their lack of intelligence and inability to contribute meaningfully to the field of computers, they have cocky, elitist attitudes.
Network admins think they are special, and will act as if they own the office, when in reality, they will never transcend the level of cleaning viruses. Network admins can often be seen traveling in packs; stroking each other's egos because no one else will.
Computer Programmer: "Hey network admin, set up this router while I finish compiling this database."
network admin: "Well I have more important things to be--"
Computer Programmer: "Shut up bitch."
network admin: "Well I have more important things to be--"
Computer Programmer: "Shut up bitch."
by Novocaine October 17, 2005
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Beware though, there are currently (2018) groups of individuals operating under the banner 'Network Radios' on both Facebook and Zello who comprise of fragile, snowflake types who are intolerant of average, every day humans.
Their platforms are guarded continuously by lonely, insecure types, sometimes involved in amateur radio who will pounce upon anyone who flouts their rules. Erroneous opinions, yes opinions, are considered misinformation and are dealt with, corrected and/or deleted post haste.
Espouse a cause or belief not shared by them on Zello and you will be summarily banned. Got it?
Beware though, there are currently (2018) groups of individuals operating under the banner 'Network Radios' on both Facebook and Zello who comprise of fragile, snowflake types who are intolerant of average, every day humans.
Their platforms are guarded continuously by lonely, insecure types, sometimes involved in amateur radio who will pounce upon anyone who flouts their rules. Erroneous opinions, yes opinions, are considered misinformation and are dealt with, corrected and/or deleted post haste.
Espouse a cause or belief not shared by them on Zello and you will be summarily banned. Got it?
by Network Charlie December 17, 2018
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When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.
by Downstrike September 20, 2004
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