Napalm Jelly-Dick

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.

Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!

by P2CO22 December 8, 2019

Napalm Shits

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

by TransFerret January 18, 2019

napalm death

A British band who, in the 80s and then the 90s, helped to start and then define grindcore music. They are still generally regarded as the genres primogenitors. Grind is basically short and fast, with very sludgy guitars and bass and shouty/growly vocals. Short in the extreme sense - Napalm Death's best known record, 1987's Scum, contained 28 tracks in 33 minutes, the longest being just over 2 minutes, and the shortest being 4 seconds. Because of these aspects, grind has obviously never really gotten through to the mainstream. Napalm Death are still going today (Feb 2004).

Napalm Death? Yeah, I've heard them...they're fucking strange. Bloody heavy though!

by sabdo February 8, 2004

napalm kristi

a pseudonym from an unknown writer and blogger

-Have you read napalm kristi's latest?
-No but I did see her last sketch.

by kfurt April 3, 2009

Napalm Nutslap

When your partner uses a propane torch to rid your nutsack of pubes and slaps the fire out

There's nothing like a napalm nutslap to get primed for sexy times

by Bozfelcher November 6, 2018

napalm death

amazing grindcore band, they are the actual invetors of grincore since the drummer on both sides of the scum album was the first to use the word.
they don't have really brutal lyrics but the sound they create is brutal.
amazing live!

i was listening to napalm death and thought i was being hit with a hammer!

by brutaldeath January 2, 2009

napalm log

(slang) Vietnamese Person...

"Wake up and smell the Napalm, son!"
"That doesn't smell like normal Napalm"
"Well, son, that there's two parts Napalm, one part unfortunate Rice Paddy dweller!"

by Apocalypse Cow June 2, 2004