Stick my beef in your burger

to place a penis in a vagina. Mostly referring to over weight people making love. Or another way to ask someone if they want to have sex.

Hey baby can i stick my beef in your burger later?? I want to stick my beef in her burger so badly! My beef was so happy in her tight burger last night.

by the weird dude December 8, 2011

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i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

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Stick my churro in your soft taco

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.

Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"

by SC Locin' August 23, 2014

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stick my finger in your tea

to check your oil

I am going come over to your house and stick my finger in your tea.

by leebates October 29, 2013

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Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007

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