My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

My dick by SeggySack August 12, 2021

My dick

Something your mum suck

My dick is something that your mum sucks

My dick by …? June 7, 2022

My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone

My dick is 13 feet long

My dick by Jennatools July 2, 2022

My Dick

Something that is very delicious NO MATTER THE SIZE and females like this thing called "my dick" and sometimes men that have mental issues like it

ME : LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOU ALREADY!!

My Dick by DaddyOxLong May 6, 2023

MY DICK

"An interactive Sex tutorial for students like you!"

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MY DICK by pp slapper May 9, 2023

MY DICK! 

MY DICK! refers to a simple interjection that can show emphasis on a particular subject. This term can be used in any part of a sentence; it is neither a noun nor a verb. MY DICK! is said with no emotion of the body, other than the serious “What now” look on the face. MY DICK! originated in south Asia by Dan Moody as boredom took its toll in the immense heat. It has been used to make people laugh, but also to deplete one’s self confidence. Use this term whenever you want, however you want, and wherever you want. Still to this day, there has never been a come back to the term, MY DICK!

Hey, I found the remote control; looks like it was on MY DICK!

I found the part you need to order. It's called MY DICK!

Hey Soldier, you better stand at MY DICK! when talking to an NCO.

MY DICK! by 92's June 7, 2011

My Dick is on a Sunshine Cloud 

Feeling good; rejoicing in good fortune

1) A-Hey Carl! I heard you passed your final exams with flying color

B-YEAH! My dick has been on a sunshine cloud for weeks!

2) A-You are not the father.

B-MY DICK IS ON A SUNSHINE CLOUD!!! WOOOOO!!!!!

My Dick is on a Sunshine Cloud by VintageTroll February 10, 2013