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bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021
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Tooth infection that spread to my brain

Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.
Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
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shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now

When you go too school and they ask you " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333" then goes over to your desk and says "HURRY UP LARRY THE ANSWER IS DO AT THE END OF CLASS"
Teacher: " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333"

You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!
by greencreeper244 April 10, 2018
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it enters my mind-brain

A more simple and at the same time more emphatic way of saying "I get it" or "I understand". Usually improved by saying "I get it" first. When face to face (instead of in a texting situation) probably best supplemented by pointing each index finger to a respective side on the forehead.
Sure to convince anyone that you've understood something and that you're frighteningly smart.
I get it, it enters my mind-brain.

Don't question me twice, I get it, it enters my mind-brain. Because I'm smart.
by Mizzrysnath April 23, 2024
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My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.
Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.
by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022
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My stroke had a brain

A nonsensical term used when something sounds so nonsensical, even the term has a stroke reading it.
"Bro I just got killed in a carpet and my elephant jumped a fish!"
"My stroke had a brain."
by haterzenx April 18, 2022
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screw my brains out

to have sex uncontrollably
i really want you to screw my brains out
by plackrite December 20, 2013
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