multi layer cake

When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.

Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.

by Rod J. Cocksman December 21, 2008

Mad Dog Mattis

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.

Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

by nothing is real June 6, 2016

muftig

Etwas ekliges oder ranziges, kann auch etwas ist scheisse bedeuten

Scheisse, dass mädel ist übel muftig.

by Migolo September 9, 2020

Mattia in crime

Fat kid named mattia real name is William well what he’s known for is losing his virginity to his 9 year old sister also peeing on her on cam for roles in a server named crime

Mattia in crime was a kid who cammed up for roles

by Proxy touched me July 22, 2021

Multi-thinking

When one thinks about many subjects at once, and is still able to function while making sense. Different to multitasking; because multitasking is doing many things at once but multi-thinking; is thinking about many subjects at once and not necessarily doing something about it.

Writing a saucy danielle steel'esque novel, creating a dali'esque artwork, and coding a zuckerberg'esque program is ravenously depleting my multi-thinking capabilities

by Big_Mak December 31, 2010

mattitude

when you or matthew sturniolo act like him in is his hot girl era

*eyes roll*
don’t give me that mattitude

by fricnds July 19, 2022

Oven Mitting

The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.

I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.

by CPTFantasDick May 26, 2014