Musket Loading

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"

by Bastement October 4, 2010

Big Muskie Bucket

Central Ohio slang for a fucked up situation. Known as a clusterfuck in most other parts of the country.

"My pregnant girlfriend is in labor and my car just ran out of gas. This is one Big Muskie Bucket."

by Shep Pettibone June 17, 2008

Dirty Muskie

A slang term for when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you reach back and wipe your ass and then you stick your fingers in her mouth, like a fish hook.

That dumb chick sucked my fingers and didn't even know it was a Dirty Muskie

by jnpd9 June 26, 2006

hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing

Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok

by sheet January 10, 2004

mushit

When you download music that says its one thing but really is something else. can also be used when someone adds words or lines into music

Dave: hey man, what is this shit?

Greg: i supposedly downloaded "i love college" but this sounds like...cher! its too horrible!!!

Dave: damn this is mushit!


Jenna: Yeah! this is great musi-

Song: Free ringtones! at www.myrings.com

Jenna: aww what mushit

by urbanfalafel March 30, 2009

Musket Stuffer

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.

So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.

by Incogneto7 July 25, 2010