Dave Mustaine

Dave Mustain is the very talented Guitarist and lead singer of the heavy metal band Megadeth, he is otherwise notorious for getting kicked out of the band Metallica in his early days because of his unhealthy behaviour. Among amateur rock musicians, likening a band member to dave Mustaine means that they are unprofessional and that their general attitude impedes on the overall quality of the band, because they can't walk the line for example. Note that the real Dave Mustaine is a musical genius (regardless of his other problems), but a "Dave Mustaine" doesn't have to be particularly talented.

-Hey Slash, how's your band?
-It's O.K., but our lead singer is a fucking Dave Mustaine! We probably wouldn't keep him if he wasn't so talented.
-Oh, he is good? So he is like a real dave Mustaine then!

by Zub January 13, 2006

Muscatine

The shittiest town in the U.S. where people just have sex, drink, and smoke because they are dumbass's with nothing better to do.

Q:Your from Muscatine?
A:yes, i have no life outside of stupid shit

by skatersfordick March 5, 2009

mustaine

Verb. To get even with someone for being annoying, mostly a social peer. To cast a peer aside in disrespect after having suffered that peer's bad personality traits.

Alternate: Mustained, Adverb. To have been cast asside by one's peers, to have been excommunicated, or fired.

Origin: Dave Mustane- former guitarist for Metallica, who was famously kicked out of the group for being an insufferable ass.

Dave was mustained by his bandmates after opening his mouth one too many times.

by WoojaBooja June 14, 2005

Mustaine

An act that occurs between two consenting adult males after the act of lovemaking. One of the participants, with a finger covered in santorum, draws a mustache on the other. Pioneered by a certain poodle haired gentleman with a chip on his shoulder

"hey bro, just got back from this huge gay orgy at my church, everyone there walked out with a mustaine"

guy 1:why are you washing your face?

guy 2:trying to wash off that mustaine you gave me last night
guy 1:dont worry about it, just let it rust in peace.

guy 2:why do you have to draw a mustaine on me every night? how about you know, put a plug in it?

by skubmaster96 June 15, 2012

Dave Mustaine

His name would still be confined to his mom's house if it weren't for Metallica.

Dave Mustaine sucks.

by Chaosmetal666 October 6, 2008

dave mustaine

After being kicked out of Metallica for being a whiney little bitch Dave Mustaine formed Megadeth a half decent band. Everything he does is second best leading to the catchphrase.... "Dave Mustaine sucks balls" I hear that.

Dave Mustaine is used as an insult to a person that is a whiney little bitch.

Oi, Dave Mustaine dry your eyes mate!!

by smuel June 11, 2010

Dave Mustaine

The best Christian televangelist who has ever lived, even outsold Creed with his awesome Christian music.

Dave Mustaine would make Dr. Ely Gemstone raise an eyebrow.

by stainless67 April 3, 2022