Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.
Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.
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by MBCI June 14, 2015
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patrick: shit ! mother fucker !
audrey: come on patrick, don't be a monitor screamer, everyone can hear you from outside, its just a game you know.
audrey: come on patrick, don't be a monitor screamer, everyone can hear you from outside, its just a game you know.
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