beer muffs

when you think you heard something spectacular only to find out the next day that it wasnt nearly as good as you thought
similar to beer goggles only using hearing not vision

last night i downloaded the best song when i got home from the club. but i must have had my beer muffs on cause today when i listened to it, i wanted to light my ears on fire and proceed to chip away the charred remains

by jamey d. February 25, 2008

Mouth Muffs

When one must refrain from the use of profanity due to small children in the vicinity.

Dude theres children here, use your mouth muffs.

by Flawed Philosophy October 8, 2009

Muff Muffs

Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.

Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!

by Hankypanky12345 October 1, 2010

Bumpin Muffs

What I call it when my girlfiend and I get it on. Basically the art of two chicks doing it...

AP- "Babygirl, we were bumpin muffs so loud the neighbors heard!"

AC- (giggle giggle) "At least we gave em a good show"

by Funkme September 14, 2006

muffshitter

A person who derives pleasure from defecating onto (or possibly into) a woman's private parts.

I wouldn't go home with him dear, word is he's a muffshitter.

by timtyler August 18, 2006

Muffscuffle

An argument between two people of the female gender which escalates into a fight. These arguments are particularly nasty and may end in hair pulling, gouging, scratching and screaming incoherent words.

"Wow, those two freaky bitches are really having a muffscuffle."

by Demunster May 19, 2013

muffocate

When a woman sits on a persons face and suffocates them with her muff.

I want to muffocate him later.

by solly99 January 26, 2014