muffdiving

Lesbian oral sex

Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time

by Craven Morhead May 31, 2003

muffinious

a dickhead with no life

muffinious should die in a hole

by mikael pervez May 1, 2019

Muffing Off

when two close female friends, ie. lesbians, find themselves in the throes of passion and proceed to make sweet girl-girl love

hey man, did i tell what i saw at that party last night?
nuh.
i walked into this bedrrom and saw these chicks muffing off.

by Tripp Dusty January 3, 2010

ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015

muffing

forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.

He needs a good muffing.

by BC Ted August 9, 2003

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like a muffin

Ariana Grande is not muffinious

by Ashmit February 13, 2019

scissor muffing

When two females rub their crotches together resembling two pair of scissors cutting each other in half.

I saw the lesbos scissor muffing on the school bus.

by Jason M. Mills June 12, 2008