mumbletank

This is the place in which a person will find themself after they have consumed so much alcohol, chronic or other mind-altering substances that anything and everything that comes out of their mouth will be completely and utterly unintelligible.

That cretin just chugged 2 pints of MD/20-20 and he will be deep in the "mumbletank" for the foreseeable future.

by FastEddie, KOS May 1, 2009

Dental Mullett

A dental mullett when people have beautiful teeth in the front and nasty teeth in the back.

Mel doesnt smile too wide, she doesnt want to show the world her dental mullett

by Jill Lemoine October 24, 2008

lawn mullet

The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.

Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 22, 2005

mullet

Pronounced "MUHL LET"

A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:

Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet

"My hobies are sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy)." - Guy with a giant mullet

by Slick Willie February 5, 2003

mulletudinous

1.) of, or pertaining to a mullet or those who have them
2.) any hair having similarities to a mullet but not quite qulaifying

"the state fair was mulletudinous"

by mullet_hunter September 11, 2005

Zoom mullet

Business on top, pajama pants on the bottom. The perfect pandemic work-from-home attire.

In order to look professional for the webinar I'm hosting, I put on a Zoom mullet vs. my standard t-shirt and shorts.

by frankentriscuit June 18, 2020

mulletpenny

a name for people with a mullet, specifically a ginger mullet, and a beard, resembelling bounty hunters/chewbacca and honeymonsters

"oh god! that man over there looks like a mulletpenny"

by <):o) November 26, 2006