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Modista

1. A female member of the Church of Mod
2. A member of the Church who appears to be female or is also a barista (as long as that modist is willing to wear a frilly dress)
Good morning, mods and modistas!
by modista March 13, 2005
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monistat

a medicine for treating nasty girls vaginas (yeast infections) that have fug nasty output

symptoms of a yeast infection include THICK, WHITE, AND LUMPY VAGINAL DISCHARGE SIMILAR TO COTTAGE CHEESE
Shes been brewin some of her homemade cottage cheese so I think ill buy her some Monistat.
by i <3 cottage cheese May 16, 2005
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Moviestarplanet

8 yr old: I PLAY MovieStarPlanet!1!

Me: kys
by a . fucking legend. March 14, 2017
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Moviestar planet

A game that crashes all the time where you can become a movie star. most of the people are (rude) and ask you for gifts.
The game Moviestar planet is home to some right losers.
by Killer Qween March 9, 2019
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Moistable

Something that can become moist.
That sponge is moistable.
by Leslar August 3, 2011
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Moistatocity

The level of how wet a chick is. This is through masturbation, sex, or however the fuck people get off nowadays. It is from 1-10, 1 being being like the Mojave Desert, and 10 is actually considered one of the wonders of the world. It is also called "waterfall vagina" or "the fifth ocean" and is extremely rare. Proceed with caution when around a one as it can cause penile rashes. 10 also poses a threat to water-logging your penis. It is said in legend that Albert Einstein himself created the scale of moistatocity to tell his brothers how wet the bitches were when he would get them. Chuck Norris (also in legend) is said to have had experienced 10s throughout all intercourse he has participated in, whether that be women masturbating to him, or actually fucking them. All hail the moistatocity scale!
"So Tommy, I heard you got another bitch last night. What was her level of moistatocity?"

"I'd give her 7. Because I make all the bitches wet.
by Istrokebananas69 August 12, 2014
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Moistache

The residue that is left on an upper lip after performing oral sex on a female.
Dude, I just that stupid hot girl from work out on a date and she gave me a moistache!
by Elmore0394 April 1, 2019
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