mouffles

mouffles: good cash or sweet money! mouffle is slang/ commonly used name for easy cash or all time money. When you have enough money to buy everything.

mouffles: online cash used when you dont have a credit card.

He's always got mouffles in his pockets!
I used mouffles to pay my bills online.

by micomax May 16, 2010

mufflestein

A mufflestein is a woman with a muff (vagina) so hairy that it strikes fear into the hearts of men unfortunate enough to have seen it. She is well past the point of being a simple "muffy" and most likely has a hairy asshole as well.

Random #1: That girl's a muff.
Random #2: No, man, she is THE muff. She is Mufflestein.

by UDFlyer September 11, 2007

Mufflehead

Any person who attempts to laugh or talk while also having a mouthful of penis.

I cannot watch this show anymore. Wayne Brady is such a mufflehead.

by Minnesota Man October 31, 2011

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

bread muffler

Stuffing a piece of bread in someones mouth while commiting anal rape to keep them quiet.

Tim used the bread muffler on his cell mate David, to keep him quiet so he could ass rape him.

by Jason (r.f) August 30, 2005

Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.

Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.

by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008

Queef Muffler

A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.

She was wearing a queef muffler so as to not be embarassed on her date

by jards nella llea January 14, 2009