Muffercut

Uppercut to a vagina.

If Bonquiqui won't stop hassling you, maybe she needs a good muffercut.

by AFLFD June 21, 2019

Muffer

Like a buffing, but with a muff.

I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.

by Philatio January 12, 2023

muffer

When a person rubs their vagina on a bald head, essentially ‘buffing’ the head with their muffer.

‘I would love to give Bruce Willis a muffer’

by labiarabia January 12, 2023

Mamma Muffer

To lick your mom's cunt.

Jy is n Mamma Muffer!

by Yuppie30.com July 2, 2016

Jizz Muffer

Someone who cleans the back room of an adult shop arcade.

Man that fucks a Jizz Muffer!

by Tom Foote August 1, 2008

huff muffer

someone who enjoys "eating out"

he likes to eat out...he's a huff muffer

by missy19994 March 29, 2011

muffer

A muffer is a m***** f*****, a coolish person, or someone you really hate. It was made up in response to a creative cussing contest. It is rarely used as the "coolish person" definition.

"That KKK muffer!" ---insulting

"Why you muffer, you mean you really got that awesome pic?" --coolish person

"What a muffer"--insulting

by Gramma Booty(licious) December 26, 2004