mouchebag

a mega douchebag

Tom just killed my girlfriend. Well he is not only a douchebag, but a mouchebag

by realtimeretard December 4, 2011

Mouch

Half man, half couch. A person who spends a large portion of their day sleeping and/or watching tv. Often, as a result, their physique will start to become round and cushiony.

Matt is such a mouch. He spent all weekend watching the WWE Network and 90 Day Fiancé. He squints at moonlight.

by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019

Mouch

Half man half couch

James sat on his couch so long he became one with it.

So he turned into Mouch?

by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot July 16, 2022

too mouch

too much in edubbz gay retard voice

THAT IS TOO MOUCH POWER! I MUST DESTROY IT

by 2m0uchp0w3r January 4, 2017

Mouchemore

A person with an utterly small penis and who will do anything for men. It is said that they lick asshole.

Geez, that guy has a small penis! He must be a Mouchemore

by sickiedog September 11, 2011

mouctika

a hawt looking chick that knows what its all about. all girls want to be a mouctika, all boys want to get in mouctika. but when they look deeper down they realize we're all mouctikas. mouctikas are big booties.

sometimes i sit in my room and cry because i'm not mouctika
damn it, my butts not a mouctika yet

by awhaylyeah February 21, 2015

mouch

When you dress a woman in colliflowers, then you play the rusty trumpet.

Eddie mouched a hooker from vegas.

by Jeff Overbo February 16, 2008