Moisty

A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.

Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.

by Jazpur September 30, 2012

moistcr1tikal

MoistCr1itikal is a world-renowned streamer/youtuber/chess player, who is best known for his major acting role in 'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 '(2012) and voice acting role in the animated masterpiece 'Killer Bean Forever' (2009). Aside from occasional acting roles, he spends a majority of his time streaming on Twitch or making YouTube videos. With 9.74 Million subscribers as of January 2022, his straight-faced demeanour mixed with his unique sense of humour makes him one of the greatest content creators on the internet.

"Do you watch moistcr1tikal?"
"Hell yeh! He was really good in The Hunger Games"

by usernameNOTfound03 January 10, 2022

moistback

A way of saying "wetback" without infuriating all the mexicans in the general area.

Guy 1: Hey look at all those moistbacks working in the back of that KFC
Guy 2: HAHA how pathetic!

by Derek Chongalong August 26, 2007

Moist Chalk Board

When one gentleman ejaculates on the chest of a young lady that has breasts which are AA or smaller

I gave Lilly a moist chalk board last night

by jello132 March 12, 2015

moisteaddison

the worst fan page to ever exist <3

go kys moisteaddison

by lilly 247 October 12, 2021

Moist Bill

Like titty fucking, except for with the butt cheeks instead of titties

I tried to put it in my girlfriends butt but she yelled at me and so I gave her the moist bill instead.

by Slam Bam Horny Man August 4, 2007

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019